Now, before I proceed I need to clarify two things. 1. I really enjoy lists and 2. I’m not a man hater. The truth is, I enjoy men and have spent most of my life involved in some kind of mad crush on one or two at a time. However, at this point in my life I feel it necessary to make some *idiot* men aware of a few things. Let’s get started:
13. Over waxing your eyebrows makes you a creep!
Man grooming in very important and appreciated. Nobody wants to look at the Wolfman. However, if your eyebrows are more sculpted and waxed than your lady friend, she will assume you are going to hide her in your basement to make a skin suit in the Buffalo Bill fashion. Eek!